So apparently, Mrs. Marsh bought me a sweater and a bra at the same time, but she accidentally wrapped the wrong one. So I got my first ever training bra for my birthday. In front of a bunch of dudes.
((Yeah, she's not actually ten yet.... but she'd be too young for this on her ninth birthday, and once I came up with this idea, I knew I had to go through with it. Oh, and Cartman has a present too because of the birthday party scene in "You're Getting Old", where he explains that he has to get a present every time someone else does. ))
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BAM!
Said something.
((Would you believe me if I said at age ten I didn't know what a bra was? XD))